Some how you made it here.
Good, for you.
You're goin' places.

druoxtheshredder:

"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!!  YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"

druoxtheshredder:

"oh my god it’s finally empty."

"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!!  YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"

liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

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without it its just

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(Source: laptoplucifer)

skyootumcrux:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Do action movies know that the one female character they have doesn’t need to be violently in love with the shallow male lead

anmeichan:

I ACCIDENTALLY GOT THE THUGGEST PICTURE OF PIKACHU

anmeichan:

I ACCIDENTALLY GOT THE THUGGEST PICTURE OF PIKACHU

thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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Reblog if you believe that it is perfectly fine to be bisexual.

razorsharp-insanity:

I need to prove to someone that I’m not a total freak.

rikin8r:

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walks how in the fuck

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because i’m walks that’s how

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

(Source: heterophobianca)

allthingshyper:

did-you-kno:

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YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA
OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED

allthingshyper:

did-you-kno:

Source

YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA

OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED